The Talented Mr Old Gregg

This is a review of the widely known YouTube m00vie, Old Gregg.

Old Gregg was that actor’s only claim to fame. Though, now that I think about it, he was one of the professors at Hogwarts in the Harry Potter films. As you may know, Robert Pattinson was in Harry Potter. I never really understood why there was an entire school dedicated to vampires.

I mean, obviously, Vampires need proper schooling to become werewolves. After nine months of training, they create a cocoon for themselves and months later, a werewolf comes out! There is only one famous vampire in all of history, he is called The Boy Who Lived. No one knows his real name, well except for He Who Must Not Be Named. But he's been long gone. He was a prince of a country in Europe and was killed with his life partner in a limo crash. There is a rumor going around that the paparrazzi caused them to crash. Lady Gaga created this rumor, and subsequently wrote a song about it. Her producer was famous rapper Notorious BIG who actually died from a sad disease that Tom Hanks also had, when he woke up and instead of being 30 he was 78. It is an awful disease, Brad Pitt also died from it. Well he didnt die from that but he had it, and actually died when he choked on a button. It was the saddest day... he was such a cute baby. Even though he died an old man.

I only knew one werewolf named Hugh Jackman. His brother, Hugh Grant, fortunately escaped this terrible werewolf disease but became a terribly annoying British man with constant woman troubles. In fact, in his latest film “Did You Hear About the Morgans?” he waltzes around New York City with Sarah Jessica Parker in search of her two sisters who happen to be witches that have risen from the dead. One of them, Sabrina, has discovered that not only is she completely clueless in the city but can’t seem to find a good social crowd. Luckily, Zach Morris falls in love with her and takes her to the prom where she is humiliated when a bucket of blood is dumped on her head by the Plastics.

Or at least that's how I saw it.